Really, I don't want to complain, but if you'd be so kind as to get off my bladder, that'd be great, thanks. I do have things to do other than visit the restroom every 10 minutes and spend my life in a constant state of feeling like I have to pee.
Also, I read a pregnancy book that said you aren't supposed to drop into my pelvis until labor since you are my second baby. Obviously you did not read that book, and are not following proper procedure. So crawl on back up because it feels like I'm waddling around with a bowling ball between my legs. Thanks so much!